I have an unquenchable desire to help people. And seriously the best people to help are New Yorkers and New York transplants.

The two things people always talk about, and I mean always, are relationships and apartments. You can’t go to a party or walk down the streets of this city without hearing snippets of conversation about one or the other. The more passionate conversations, without a doubt, are about apartments.

We’re obsessive about apartments. Where people live and how they live and how they got that enormous piano into their studio apartment are questions that really matter to us. And the most important is always HOW? How did you find this amazing apartment? Omg, tell me!

Yes. I know. I’ve been helping people find amazing apartments they talk about for, wow, almost 20 years. It’s been my life’s calling. It’s wonderful.

No matter how sophisticated or smart or rich a person is finding that gem in the city that is going to be the place you call home is challenging. The requirements are crazy. It’s got to be this many minutes from my office. Or I have a dog. A big dog. A crazy big dog. And I want to be able to go see him during the day because he gets soooo lonely. You can tell by now I’ve heard it all.

I call myself a trophy hunter. While I’m making sure your needs are met I also have pretty high standards of my own. Will the landlord be an okay person? Not all are, hey, we’re New Yorkers and we know this. But getting one that is somewhat decent is key.

How does Streeteasy handle that for you?

They don’t.

But, you’re lucky because I do. I seriously do.

And I also make sure you don’t rent the apartment that doesn’t have gas. I received a phone call from a person who just moved into his apartment featuring a brand new stove. But, there was no gas to the stove and there wasn’t going to be for months. This is a nightmare. It’s New York. Who checks this out for you. I do. Moving is challenging enough. I want to make sure once you’re in your new home, you’re good. Calm. Happy. Excited.

I’m almost a one stop shop. Dare I say this? I just did.

Let’s do this. Let me help you. You’ll talk about your apartment and you’ll talk about me for a long, long time!